May 2013
yo fuck anyone who doesn’t want you in their life and fuck anyone who treats you bad and fuck anyone who breaks your heart because they’re all fuckin losers and they’re definitely not worth your time because your time is precious and the only people who deserve it are people who treat you right and are nice and don’t lie to you and buy you ice cream.
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h0peful-heartbe4t: eleanorjulz: I live at district 9 3/4 on P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Narnia. In case you were wondering. it’s real guys, believe me.  I’ve been there!
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lolsofunny: ok none of that bullshit stuff THESE are the best feelings in the world: peeing after holding it in all day faking ill and getting sent back to bed  when you sing really emotionally and give yourself shivers b/c you’re fucking star quality getting a back massage seeing somebody you don’t like fall over omfg  when you try and talk to your pet in their language and you feel like...
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rainycakes: I am lactose intolerant and eating some delicious ice -cream. Do I care if I’m rolling in pain? No fucking way.
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adventures of: lactose intolerant girl
lactose intolerant girl: [eating a spinach & feta roll]
lactose intolerant girl: oh shit... fuck
friend: what??
lactose intolerant girl: this
lactose intolerant girl: has
lactose intolerant girl: lactose
lactose intolerant girl: in it fuuccckkkkkkkk
lactose intolerant girl: [looks at spinach and feta roll]
lactose intolerant girl: oh well im in too deep now
[shopping]
lactose intolerant girl: [picks up a packet of gaytime icecreams]
lactose intolerant girl: yayayayaya gaytimes
lactose intolerant girl: oh i cant have this
lactose intolerant girl: if i do, ill be shitting up the walls
lactose intolerant girl: oh well. totally woorrtthhh itttt
[dinner time at a friends house]
lactose intolerant girl: wooooo mashed potato!!!!!!!!!!!!
lactose intolerant girl: wait i cant have that
friends mum: why not???
lactose intolerant girl: im lactose intolerant
lactose intolerant girl: im so sad, i can have all potatoes but... mashed potato...
lactose intolerant girl: [makes an extremely pained face]
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Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
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People on the internet: Omg! You're so pretty and nice! Someone would be lucky to have you!
People in real life: Here comes the awkward whale.
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urbancatfitters: i don’t want to be all “oh i’m so ugly and so fat and everyone hates me and i’m so untalented” because it’s like i’m fishing for compliments or something and i don’t want to do that?? but that’s just how i feel sometimes and like it’s dumb that you can’t have opinions on yourself without other people telling you to shut up like sorry this is how i feel
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